Meet Ettie

Your Social Media. Sorted. On WhatsApp.

Ettie is an AI assistant who lives in WhatsApp. Your team sends her content. She enhances it, queues it, and sends the manager a draft to approve. You say yes. She posts it. No apps. No chasing. No stress.

Sound Familiar?

Most Small Businesses Know They Should Post More. They Just Never Get Around To It.

You're busy running your business. Social media always ends up at the bottom of the list. You mean to post, but then Monday becomes Friday and another week's gone by with nothing shared. You know your business does great things every day. Your customers love you. But online? It looks quiet. And quiet looks closed. That's the problem Ettie solves.

No System

"We rely on whoever remembers - and nobody ever does."

No Time

"I know I should post more but I genuinely don't have the time."

No Consistency

"We post in bursts then go quiet for weeks."

No Consistency

"We post in bursts then go quiet for weeks."

How It Works

Four Steps. Zero Faff.

You capture the authentic moments which makes your business great, Ettie literally does everything else. No admin, no thinking about what the write in the caption, no time spent polishing it and no need to log into different social media platforms. The list goes on...

1. Add Ettie to WhatsApp

Ettie messages your team to introduce herself and to be added to their contact list.

2. Staff Send Content

Someone serves a great dish, finishes a brilliant job, or has a moment worth sharing - they snap it and send it to Ettie with a quick rough description. Done.

3. Ettie Does all the Leg Work

She enhances the caption, adds brand-appropriate hashtags, and drops it into the posting queue. No input needed from you.

4. You Approve. She Posts it.

On your schedule, Ettie sends the gatekeeper a draft via WhatsApp. Reply to approve. She posts directly to Facebook, Instagram, and Stories. No logging in. No platforms. Just a text.

4. You Approve. She Posts it.

On your schedule, Ettie sends the gatekeeper a draft via WhatsApp. Reply to approve. She posts directly to Facebook, Instagram, and Stories. No logging in. No platforms. Just a text.

What Ettie Does

More Than Just Scheduling

Ettie is your 24/7 marketing assistant that's available to talk to any time on whatsapp. She's there for you when others are still sleeping., and shes there for you when you're too busy to think about what to post next. She just makes social media easier.

Enhances Every Caption

Ettie doesn't just post what your staff send. She rewrites captions in your brand voice, adds hashtags, and makes every post look like it was written by a professional.

Chases Staff for Content

Running low on content? Ettie can proactively message your team asking for posts - so you never have to be the one chasing.

Never Runs Dry *(Pro)*

If the queue is empty, Ettie generates her own on-brand posts using your Story Arc - a progressive content structure that keeps your feed consistent and purposeful, even during your busiest weeks.

One Gatekeeper. Full Control.

Nothing posts without your approval. A simple WhatsApp reply is all it takes. You stay in control without being in the weeds.

One Gatekeeper. Full Control.

Nothing posts without your approval. A simple WhatsApp reply is all it takes. You stay in control without being in the weeds.

Don't Wait to Post

Receive notifications as soon as staff have sent Ettie content so you can approve them straight away - you don't have to wait for your pre-set scheduled day.

Don't Wait to Post

Receive notifications as soon as staff have sent Ettie content so you can approve them straight away - you don't have to wait for your pre-set scheduled day.

Schedules Posts for Anytime

Bypass Facebook's 30 day limit and schedule posts months id advance if need - all you do is ask Ettie to publish a post on a specific day.

Schedules Posts for Anytime

Bypass Facebook's 30 day limit and schedule posts months id advance if need - all you do is ask Ettie to publish a post on a specific day.

Why Ettie

What Managing Social Media Usually Looks Like vs. Ettie

Discover how our innovative strategies, data-driven approach, and commitment to results set us apart from the competition

Without Ettie

Posting when someone remembers

Inconsistent captions and hashtags

Owner chases staff for content

Logging into multiple platforms

Goes quiet during busy periods

Hours spent writing and scheduling

Weeks and months pass without a post

Someone has to manage it all

With Ettie

Automatic schedule, every week

AI-enhanced captions every time

Ettie chases staff for you

Post from WhatsApp, nothing else

Story Arc keeps content flowing

Staff send a text. Done.

Vibrant and busy looking business online

Ettie manages it all

Simple Pricing

Start With What You Need. Grow When You're Ready.

Choose a plan that fits your business needs and start automating with AI

Ettie Starter

£41.58/month

+ £300 setup

Turn your staff into content creators and let Ettie do the rest.

What's Included:

Ettie is your social media assistant on whatsapp

Trained on your business

Enhances captions

Creates a queue of content

Notifiies the gatekeeper on schedule asking for approval

Schedule posts for any time in the future (bypassing platform 30-day restrictions)

Full onboarding with API setup

7 days a week support

Ettie Pro

Popular

£83.25/month

+ £600 setup

Let Ettie plug the gaps or rely on her entirely to generate and post content.

What's Included:

Everything in Starter +

Up to 30 generated posts a month (Image and Caption)

manages posting 'ark' to ensure topic progress and variety

Analyses images sent to her for improved caption enhancement

Various custom changes unique to your business

Not sure which plan is right for you?

Book a free 20-minute demo and we'll show you exactly how Ettie would work for your specific business.

FAQs

Questions We Get Asked a Lot

Quick answers to your Ettie questions.

Do I need to install anything?

What if my staff don't bother sending content?

Do I have to approve every post?

What platforms does Ettie post to?

How long does setup take?

Can I cancel anytime?

What's the difference between Starter and Pro?

Is this just for certain types of business?

See Ettie in Action - Free, No Obligation

Book a 20-minute demo and we'll show you exactly how Ettie would work for your business. No tech knowledge needed. No hard sell. Just a look at what's possible.